One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
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Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
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someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
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Still at the dentist. Felt like she was finger banging my mouth the whole time.
